He WILL coin the non-challant-bang-lift-and-drop. He WILL work those mesh pants. And he WILL GET HIS SOLO.
These are my sentiments, written in all capitals in order to fully convey the excitement and possible heartburn I feel at this very moment as I watch Kurt strut his stuff on the TELE. Take a gander:
KURT IS MY NEW SIGNIFICANT OTHER
I AM IN THE PROCESS OF NAMING OUR FUTURE ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN
HE'S FABULOUSLY GAY AND PROUD.
BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
I JUST WANT TO LOCK HIM IN A CONFINED SPACE AND LOVE HIM THROUGH A HOLE WHEN HE WEARS THAT OUTFIT FROM THE VOGUE VIDEO
I also like Artie. I promise you will hear about him sometime in the near future. Until then, stay content, don't buy horn-rimmed glasses and type "rrrrrrrrrrrrrr llamas" ** into Google translator and press the audio button.
** Credit goes to my friend, who unfortunately doesn't blog. BUT SHOULD. Once again, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. nostrils.
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